Jul 26, 2014

How i "Religions"...

Since im not a Christian or Catholic person I find myself biting my tongue every day so as not to offend anybody. if I ever say that im not a part of those 2 religions people automatically assume that I "worship the devil" and that im a terrible lost soul bound to get buttsecksd by dat devil tho. Im, I guess you could say... agnostic?
For the longest time growing up I bought into the whole God is watching crap and if you're good you'll get into heaven... yadda yadda yadda.
When I was about 14 I realized that it was all pretty much crap and the religion in itself was filled with so many holes and inconsistencies, and the only answer anybody had for me was "god works in mysterious ways. With that being said I dropped religion altogether and considered myself an atheist.
Over time my opinions slightly changed and as I grew up (both in maturity and in intelligence) and I sort of created my own "religion."
The reason I bring this up now is cuz Ive seen that A LOT of people seem to be sharing my same beliefs and like any missionary I feel I should atleast tell you what im selling.
I promise that my "religion" is 100% FREE, it wont take up your Sundays or Wednesdays, you don't have to pray to some imaginary friend before you eat or some bullshit.
I don't have a title for it since its a way of life and not a social club.
Essentially its a karma based lifestyle, like most other religions. I firmly believe in karma and being rewarded in life for not being a jackass.
Heres a bit of an example for the karmic justice system- You piss in your boss' coffee, you get fired. You make the coffee the best you can and show up to work with a positive attitude, you get a raise/promotion/positivity in the workspace.
See what I mean? If you're a dick, people will naturally be a dick back to you... theres no point in ruining peoples days, honestly, what benefit do you get from being an unlikeable person?
So that's the first point for the lifestyle.
*Just try to be a good person, you'll feel better about yourself while making the world around you pleasant as fuck, too.
Most religions have a ritual that its peeps have to put up with, fuck that shit, so check that off the list.
Moving on to the idol and creation, most religions are all like, lets suck this ever-present dick and maybe he'll love us. Pathetic.
I don't believe this crap simply because theres no proof in ANY religion to show that everything and everyone the worship even exists. Not even people who say they believe in science can say they have proof, they rely on "the big bang" to pin their creation on... that's just a theory.
Personally when it comes to "who created life and why?" I simply say, "why does it matter?"
I see no point in wasting your time worrying about shit that will have no effect on you if you ever figured it out. So to me the meaning of life, is to live. Just don't worry about it, live your life, be happy, and do something productive.
One thing that you can always depend on existing is you! That's right, You! Pat yourself on the back you existing sumbiatch!
There is no bearded old man or six armed blue lady or anything in the sky controlling you or the world around you.. the key word here is YOU!!! You take control of what you do every day, how you live your life and what you do with it. Going back to the karma thing, it isn't a gods fault that your car broke down, its your fault for not getting it checked up on regularly! Its SOOO EASY for the religious types to blame their bad times on someone else cuz it takes the weight off their shoulders, and you know what, that is simply "whatever". If that's what they gotta do to get through their days, more power to them, but they suck as humans and until they learn to take responsibility for their own actions, I give no respects.
Afterlife, the way I see it, what happens to you when you die is either you get skullfucked by maggots or burned to dust in a furnace. HOWEVAH! I believe your mind still stays intact and goes on to wherever you choose. I like to think that when you die your mind basically does what it does when you dream. The concept of "heaven" and "hell" is supported aswell. For example, if you go to bed scared or angry, you're bound to have a negative or bad dream. But if you go to bed having yourself a good day and you're thinking positively and no worries or anything cloud your mind, you're bound to have some crazy awesome dreams. I think the same goes with when your body dies. If you die scared or angry and full of regrets in life, sorry but you're gonna have a nightmare, that's on you bud. And same goes the other way around too.
It all goes back to the karma... treat others the way you'd want to be treated, it turns out pretty sweat!

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